READ BETWEEN THE LINES

Read this "HATE LETTER". It is so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl however, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl and he know that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.

1 The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows everyday. When I see your face,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conservation

8 was boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again

10 you think only of yourself

11 if we were married, I know that I would find

12 life difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favour

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letter are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still you boyfriend

So bad! However, before handing this letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read the ODD NUMBERS. So.... Please try to read it again!! It's so smart and sweet. Okay.

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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Don't tell me your age , the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. Pick the number of times a week you'd like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3.. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator (or use the one listed under 'accessories' on your computer)

5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759 ... If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (For instance, 1973)

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!)

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Have I gone senile?

When it comes to a certain part of a man’s life, he will start to have this phenomenon called ‘losing-thing stage’. I am in the midst of this state. Let me explain to you. A day before Ramadan, I lost my maroon Sony Ericsson mobile phone while getting out of my sister’s car. I didn’t realize when that thing slipped from my belt. It just disappeared from my life just like that.

Last week, I again lost a valuable item, my BIMB ATM card. However, I managed to prevent further loss by calling the bank call centre to block the usage of my card. I only had to pay RM18 to the back as a replacement fee.

Then this afternoon, I lost my mouth ulcer cream. I dropped by a mosque near my school to perform my Zuhur prayer as the SPM post-mortem meeting ended at 3.20 pm. My principal couldn’t stop talking once she got to hold a microphone. I simply can’t remember how the cream vanished from my sight. If only I could remember, I would have traced back the route from my house to school.

In a nutshell, have I gone senile? Please…I am still very young to contract Alzheimer disease! 

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